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The Sneeze of Shame

I am pretty sure I can be described (or have been) an Awkward Black Girl. If I wasn't sure before then I'm certain that after I decided to land a fat and juicy sneeze on Alice Walker's head, neck and back during a very moving and dramatic part of a theater performance I became an ABG Hall of Fame inductee. I'm pretty sure, that her reaching back and trying to wipe her neck for like 5 mins qualifies me. I think that even me apologizing after the show and she saying my baby was the cutest thing, doesn't change the fact. Damn! Yes. That Alice Walker. like Color Purple Alice.

Hella. Awkward.